10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave