10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo