10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson