10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.