10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson