10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.