10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown