10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"