10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."