10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.