10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth