10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.