10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)