10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"