10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed