10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Welcome to kicker school
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen