10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm