10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!