10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson