10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.