10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- in the poker game of life women are the rake