10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from