10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.