10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers