10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
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- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.