10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.