10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.