10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• You have to piss with the dick you have