10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow