10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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