10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel