10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)