10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers