10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright