10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.