10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."