10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.