10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986