10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."