10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz