10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth