10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Welcome to kicker school
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is for loners.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.