10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier