10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- It's Free To Fold...
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln