10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."