10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Welcome to kicker school
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Poker is for loners.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel