10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek