10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is for loners.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Fook the floosh droo!