10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.