10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is for loners.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.